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Liquid Ass Novelties, LLC

Tinsel Turd

Regular price $9.95 Sale

Some of the tinsel on the lower part of the Christmas tree is missing. You can't find it. That is because Spot ate the tinsel. Now you got it back because Spot took a dump under the tree! You should feel relieved, but you don't. Spot does, though.
Spray the poo with Liquid ASS and you will really have everyone gagging and laughing.
Our dog doo comes in unique shapes and shades. No two are alike. Tinsel streams from the turd is various places just like it would if Rover had really passed it after eating some. These special turds are medium sized.
Hand made in our state-of-the-art Ass Factory right here in the USA.