Beware of Chinese Counterfeit Liquid ASS
Yes, the Chinese have now targeted Liquid ASS as their latest knock-off product. We are working on this problem. In the meantime, only buy directly from us while we work with authorities to stop the counterfeiting. The Chinese fake Liquid ASS smells like garlic and could be toxic.
We are one of the few novelty companies left in the USA. With your help we can keep it that way. We ask that you help all US companies by avoiding products made in China.
CNN Great Big Story Video
Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power–packed, super–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. Each spray of this soul shattering liquid summons the ASS Genie to manhandle your senses. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part–your–hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.
The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid ASS!
What the Experts Are Saying
Chad A., New Jersey sewage department employee
On a daily basis, I literally shovel human excrement into garbage bags, so needless to say, I deal with some foul odors. When I received Liquid ASS in the mail, I immediately opened it and took a whiff — I gagged. It was the most disgusting, horrible, gut–wrenching smell I have ever experienced. You've really got an incredible product!
I am 49 years old and I have worked at jobs in a coroner's office, recycling plant, and water treatment plant. At none of those jobs I worked did I ever smell something as rude as Liquid Ass. Even when the septic tank backed up at home, the smell was no match for Liquid Ass.
Jayson K., Colorado ranch hand
I have lived on a working ranch most all of my 36 years. I have smelt anything that a animal can produce — infected wounds, sick animals, to the dying and the long dead — but this stuff has got to be the worst. It made me gag before I opened the bottle.
Bren, Australia pig farm worker
I work on a pig farm and thought I had smelt the worst of what the world could offer . . . I was wrong. Liquid ASS is the Death Metal of smells.