Premium Fake Human Turd with Corn & Hair

OK boys! We squeezed this one out just for you. . . and it is sure to be the perfect centerpiece on your bosses desk! We think you will agree, this damn thing is so real you'll want to pick the corn out of it. Spray this crap with Liquid ASS and you will really have everyone gagging and laughing.

Our human turds come in unique shapes and colors. No two are alike.