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Liquid Ass Novelties, LLC

Fake Human Turd - Number Two's

Regular price $7.95 Sale

All of our fake turds are hand-crafted. However, not all are good enough to make the premium category. But our seconds are still good enough to pull a prank. Number Two's might not have any corn showing, be slightly undersized, or be light in color. Rather than throw them away, we offer them at a discount. Spray this crap with Liquid ASS and you will really have everyone gagging and laughing.

Our human turds come in unique shapes and colors. No two are alike.