On a daily basis, I literally shovel human excrement into garbage bags, so needless to say, I deal with some foul odors. When I received Liquid ASS in the mail, I immediately opened it and took a whiff — I gagged. It was the most disgusting, horrible, gut–wrenching smell I have ever experienced. You've really got an incredible product!

Chad A., New Jersey sewage department employee

I am 49 years old and I have worked at jobs in a coroner's office, recycling plant, and water treatment plant. At none of those jobs I worked did I ever smell something as rude as Liquid Ass. Even when the septic tank backed up at home, the smell was no match for Liquid Ass.

TJ

I have lived on a working ranch most all of my 36 years. I have smelt anything that a animal can produce — infected wounds, sick animals, to the dying and the long dead — but this stuff has got to be the worst. It made me gag before I opened the bottle.

Jayson K., Colorado ranch hand