Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power–packed, super–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part–your–hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.
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Just wanted to commend you on a fantastic product. I've ordered boxes of Liquid ASS several times, but recently I decided to give your new Tex-ASS a crack (pun intended!)
So I took a bottle of Tex-ASS to work today. I deposited half of the bottle onto the floor of our meal room, and immediately I could smell smokey BBQ. The peak lunch period was starting and several people walked into the room commenting on how it smelt like BBQ sauce. A few minutes later, that unmistakable ASS smell started to kick in . . . only it was much, much worse than ever before! People were gagging and burying their noses in their shirts. Someone went to the fridge and started looking for off food; another was checking the cupboards and bin. Everyone was convinced that there was rancid meat somewhere in the room. It just smelt so wicked and it still had that smokey undertone to it.
I returned there 3 hours later and it STILL reeked! I found the smell to be much more diabolical than the original Liquid ASS — and that's saying a lot!
Thanks guys, I will be back for more!
— Lee from Melbourne, Australia
One of our customers, Aaron, has fun with Liquid ASS with friends and at school. Watch and laugh as he enhances his farts with Liquid ASS and sprays Liquid ASS in the hallway at school.
Send us your video. If we deem that it is good enough to use on our site, we will send you 12 bottles of Liquid ASS as we did for Anthony for his video above.
The video needs to be the digital file from the camera (MPEG-4) saved on a CD uncompressed and sent directy to us thru the mail.
What defines a perfect funny prank? It should be (1) effective, (2) long–lasting, (3) stealthy, (4) observable, (5) repeatable, and (6) safe. Liquid ASS and BARFume have all these characteristics. Try it and see for yourself.
Don't take our word for it. Here is what our customers are telling us:
• "You've replicated the smell of human excrement perfectly."
• "This STUFF is AWESOME for pranks and a less–than–lethal weapon!!"
• "You guys should get a Nobel prize for this!"
• "Liquid ASS has greatly exceeded my expectations."
• "I have never laughed so hard in my life."
• "I have found that your product is the Holy Grail of stink!"
• ". . . Liquid Ass seems to smell "hot", like really fresh shit . . ."
• "The best part of Liquid Ass is the fact that no one can find a source."
• "All pranksters should have this in their arsenal."
• "Liquid ASS is the ultimate college revenge product."
• "I and the other 2 girls I work with have been pretty much peeing our pants with laughter."
• "Liquid Ass to me is now ranked among the greatest inventions of all time."
• "It combines both a bona fide turd smell with the gaseous effects of a noxious fart bomb."
You can hear radio interviews with the Assmen in their entirety by going to our Radio Links Page.
Hate your job? Morale at work low? Pull out your stash of Liquid ASS and pull some hilarious office pranks, exact some revenge on your annoying co–worker, or show your boss who really is in charge. Job satisfaction going up.
To get your own stash of ASS, go to the Products page of our online store.
World Champion Freediver Tanya Streeter can hold her breath for 6 minutes . . . but can she handle 2 seconds of Liquid ASS? Watch this video and find out (WMV, 1.9 MB).
Stink Bombs and Fart Spray are effective stink prank products, but they have that chemical sulfur smell. Liquid ASS has an authentic butt–crack smell.
Need some ASS? Go to the Products page of our online store.
If you like Stink Bombs and Fart Spray, just wait until you try Liquid ASS!
Do you have any questions or comments for the Assmen?
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Want a Liquid ASS t–shirt or coffee mug? Go to Cafe Press and order yours today. (Sorry, coffee mug is made in China.)
Page last updated 18April2013.