Funny Pranks — by Liquid ASS

So what is Liquid ASS?

Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power–packed, super–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part–your–hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.

The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid ASS.

Looking for funny gag gifts? Get everybody laughing with the unique gift of Liquid ASS.

Howie Mandel Uses Liquid ASS on his Show Howie Do It

Howie Discusses Using Liquid ASS on his Show during his Howard Stern Interview

Liquid ASS — the Power of Sintensity on Howie Do It

Howie posed a marketer having folks at the mall try out the bold new cologne/perfume Sintensity. Of course, the secret of the new scent is Liquid ASS.

Here is what the "marks" had to say about Sintensity:

  •  "I won't use it for my dog!"

  •  "I won't use it even if you kill me!"

  •  "This is terrible. Seriously."

  •  "It stinks!"

  •  "Really, it's disgusting. I won't use it."

  •  "It makes me sick."

  •  "It stinks!"

  •  "I'm pretty sure it's manure."

  •  "Garbage!"

  •  "Disaster!"

  •  "It smells so bad."

  •  "It won't go away."

  •  "I need to get this off."

  •  "It has gotten more potent over time!"

Latest Feedback: Office Prank — ". . . everyone bailed out of the three offices . . ."

I "spritzed" a mere three sprays from a spray bottle of Liquid ASS in a manager's office. About ten minutes later, he returned from lunch. He immediately came out of his office gagging with serious tears in his eyes! Ten minutes later, everyone bailed out of the three offices that were connected to his by the air conditioning ducts. One fellow was screaming, "It smells like #2, and I'm gonna hurl!"

I supposed that would have been it, but a half hour later our maintenance engineer was on the roof. He was tearing up the ductwork because he thought that there was a dead animal stuck in there somewhere.

Now tell me I didnt get my money's worth watching that show! My brother and I consider it money well spent!

— A Satisfied Customer in Las Vegas

The Power of Liquid ASS — a Video Montage

We have compiled highlights of videos from those shot by radio stations, sent to us from customers, and done by the Assmen themselves.

Wanted: Good Videos of Your Liquid ASS Pranks

Send us your video. If we deem that it is good enough to use on our site, we will send you 25 bottles of Liquid ASS.

The video needs to be the digital file from the camera (MPEG-4) saved on a CD uncompressed and sent directy to us thru the mail.

Liquid ASS Mission #1: "What's for Breakfast?" Prank

The Assmen pulled a Liquid ASS prank in the breakfast cereal aisle of a store. These two ladies were kind enough to share their inner thoughts of Liquid ASS (WMV, 3.1 MB).

In their own words:

"It's so rank!"
"It's spoiled . . . blaauuk!"
"I could throw up!"

Liquid ASS — The Perfect Prank

What defines a perfect funny prank? It should be (1) effective, (2) long–lasting, (3) stealthy, (4) observable, (5) repeatable, and (6) safe. Liquid ASS has all these characteristics. Try it and see for yourself.

Excerpts from our Feedback Page

Don't take our word for it. Here is what our customers are telling us:

  •  "You've replicated the smell of human excrement perfectly."

  •  "This STUFF is AWESOME for pranks and a less–than–lethal weapon!!"

  •  "You guys should get a Nobel prize for this!"

  •  "Liquid ASS has greatly exceeded my expectations."

  •  "I have never laughed so hard in my life."

  •  "I have found that your product is the Holy Grail of stink!"

  •  ". . . Liquid Ass seems to smell "hot", like really fresh shit . . ."

  •  "The best part of Liquid Ass is the fact that no one can find a source."

  •  "All pranksters should have this in their arsenal."

  •  "Liquid ASS is the ultimate college revenge product."

  •  "I and the other 2 girls I work with have been pretty much peeing our pants with laughter."

  •  "Liquid Ass to me is now ranked among the greatest inventions of all time."

  •  "It combines both a bona fide turd smell with the gaseous effects of a noxious fart bomb."

Comments about Liquid ASS by Radio DJ's

"I'm comfortable saying that this is the product of the decade."

           -- Buzz Adams, KLAQ Morning Show, Q 95.5, El Paso

     "Honestly, it is so ass–like , it's a bit disturbing."

           -- Jim Krenn, DVE Morning Show, 102.5 WDVE, Pittsburgh

     "We can speak from experience: Man, that smells like ass!"

-- Eddie Fingers, The Dawn Patrol, 102.7 WEBN, Cincinnati

You can hear radio interviews with the Assmen in their entirety by going to our Radio Links Page.

Hate your job? Morale at work low? Pull out your stash of Liquid ASS and pull some hilarious office pranks, exact some revenge on your annoying co–worker, or show your boss who really is in charge. Job satisfaction going up.

To get your own stash of ASS, go to the Products page of our online store.

"Caught on Tape!" from the Dudley and Bob Show, KLBJ, Austin, Texas

World Champion Freediver Tanya Streeter can hold her breath for 6 minutes . . . but can she handle 2 seconds of Liquid ASS? Watch this video and find out (WMV, 1.9 MB).

Stink Bombs and Fart Spray are effective stink prank products, but they have that chemical sulfur smell. Liquid ASS has an authentic butt–crack smell.

Need some ASS? Go to the Products page of our online store.

What the experts are saying about Liquid ASS:

     "This product genuinely grossed me out. And in my line of business, that is saying something."
           — Dave Praeger, Editor, Poopreport.com

     "On a daily basis, I literally shovel human excrement into garbage bags, so needless to say, I deal with some foul odors. When I received Liquid ASS in the mail, I immediately opened it and took a whiff — I gagged. It was the most disgusting, horrible, gut–wrenching smell I have ever experienced. You've really got an incredible product!"
           — Chad Aaronson, New Jersey sewage department employee

     "I am 49 years old and I have worked at jobs in a coroner's office, recycling plant, and water treatment plant. At none of those jobs I worked did I ever smell something as rude as Liquid Ass. Even when the septic tank backed up at home, the smell was no match for Liquid Ass. "
           — TJ

     "I have lived on a working ranch most all of my 36 years. I have smelt anything that a animal can produce — infected wounds, sick animals, to the dying and the long dead — but this stuff has got to be the worst. It made me gag before I opened the bottle."
           — Jayson K., Trinidad, Colorado ranch hand

     "I work on a pig farm and thought I had smelt the worst of what the world could offer . . . I was wrong. Liquid ASS is the Death Metal of smells."
           — Butt–Stench Bren, Australia pig farm worker

If you like Stink Bombs and Fart Spray, just wait until you try Liquid ASS!

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Page last updated 05February2010.